Orange Black or Bleak: S1 E2 “Tit Punch” (Orange Is the New Black, Netflix)

“LIKE THIS IS THE RADISSON AND YOU DON’T LIKE YOUR ROOM”

Early in the episode, as a result of Red not allowing her to eat, Piper goes to Counselor Sam Healy (Michael Harney) and asks to be transferred to a different prison.

“WELCOME TO THE FEDERAL DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS”

Piper and many of the other new inmates go through a semi-comic orientation session. This was a fairly accurate depiction of orientation. The videos they show are exactly that absurd and the officers tell you information that is virtually useless.

“NO BAGGY HIP HOP PANTS”

This is a real thing.

“CREDIT DENIED”

Piper tries to get some cocoa butter from Sophia Burset but is initially denied because as Taystee put it, “Credit Denied.”

HOT PEPPERS

Suzanne (aka “Crazy Eyes”) brought Piper a few hot peppers which she subsequently used to make the lotion that she gives to Red.

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